"Which type of spam would you rather have? "
"Which Polandball Comic is WORSE?! "
"Despite their homophobic stance on marriage equality, which they have every right to, I might have eaten there anyway if I liked their food. Why lie about the fact you have a different ideology? "
"Which form of SPAM is more aggravating, disgusting, and just plain nasty? SPAM in a can or SPAM on the internet? "
"Boyscouts, Girlscouts, Shiners, Etc... When you spot them selling something at Wal-Mart what do you do? Front or Side? "