"Which Olympic sport do you enjoy watching more? "
United States Marine Corps vs. United States Army
"What? I'm a Marine and I'm bred to be cocky. Which branch of the military is more badass? US Army or United States Marines? "
Oprah Winfrey vs. President of the United States
"Oprah is by far more powerful and influential than the president of the USA. "
"The Great White North Vs. The Great White South "
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Iranian President vs. Hugo Chavez - Venezuelan President
"Let's play the game, who is the bigger douche bag? The Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or Venezuela’s President Hugo Chavez? "
"Does anyone actually think the violence will ever end "