Quakes are Nazism. Tornadoes are Communism. I would rather be a communist than a nazi.

I LOVE new stuff!

Who else is gonna give us better fast food chicken?

err...

I LOVE blacks.

Samsung is gay?

I'd pick little miss iMac G3. At least she was nice.

He has inherited tremendous power while he is still too young to wield it properly. He reminds me of a six year old bully with a sawed off shotgun.

I don't know what he has done that IS positive except given the free-loaders more entitlements. Our economy is still in the sewer, prices of everything have risen significantly, he's weak, he's not honest and he is a Socialist. I could go on and on, but I don't have enough space!

I find myself shying away from Target because I no longer trust their policies to protect my privacy.
And I'm sorry about this because I used to shop there frequently.

Idea for the rivalry came from this: http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2014/03/26/fox-news-poll-country-weaker-under-obama-not-tough-enough-on-russia/

We are at risk everywhere. I guarantee the govt will soon want to microchip us to "prevent" this from happening.