vampire, just because being a hairy, snarly beast doesn't seem to have an upside, but i wouldn't want to be a vampire from like twilight or underworld(movie) they seem so lame. i would like to be like the vampires from Interview with a vampire, or Dracula, or better yet...The Lost Boys.
I used to think Barnabas on dark shadows was a hot vampire. Of course, I was 10 years old. They aired some old episodes recently and he was a lot creepier than I remembered. I still love his long cloak... Vampire for me. I couldn't deal with all that hair.