Sean Connery vs. Pierce Brosnan
"James Bond Beat Down: Who would whoop who's a*# ? "
Global Warming vs. Earth's Natural Cycle
"There is only one earth are we destroying it or is it running its natural course "
Justin Timberlake vs. Michael Jackson
"Move over Michael, there is a new King Of Pop. "
ATT Cell Service vs. Verizon Cell Service
"Which company is better? Who has better customer service, reception, and prices? "
Knock-Knock vs. Yo' Mamma So...
"What's better, yo fat mamma or an interrupted cow... "
Nabisco "Fudgees" vs. Hamburger Helper "Stroganoff"
"Whats the most perverted name for a food product? Fudgees or Stroganoff. Get your minds in the gutter! "
Compact Fluorescent Light Bulb's vs. Incandescent Light Bulb's
"Bulbs that contain mercury vs. Bulbs that waste energy "
Simon Cowell vs. Ryan Seacrest
"Who's more arrogant? Any Gay-dometer readings? "
"Is it worth the upgrade? Or are you planning on sticking with DVD? "
"For me the answer is simple, but whats the best chain sub restaurant? "